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Clicks before dicks 

A phrase for girls to use pertaining to putting girls before guys. Clicks as in clits. Girls have clits, guys have dicks. But clit is often called click instead. It rhymes. =
Omg, im so done with guys" "Welp, clicks before dicks girl.

boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks 

If you're seeing this, then you probably searched "urban dictionary is written by you", and then saw a cheeky little text button saying "BOOST YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS!". Your human brain then has a neuron activation. "I like urban dictionary, and I like discord. OH! I know! I shall combine my two passions to make one big passion!"
If you've searched this then you have a predictable monkey brain. Period. Face the truth, sunshine!
Sam: Bro, you should boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

Chad: The door is over there, you pathetic dopamine-centered hippie

5 Clicks To Jesus 

A game played using the website wikipedia. You start out by pressing the random article button. From that random article, the user has five clicks on hyperlinks to go from wiki page to wiki page to hopefully end up at the Jesus of Nazareth page by the fifth click.
"I can't believe Josh went 5 clicks to Jesus from they Osney Mill wikipedia page."
5 Clicks To Jesus by Khamey January 30, 2010

Six Clicks to Hitler

A game played on Wikipedia in which you select a random article on the site and then try to get to the article about Adolf Hitler by clicking on the links to six or fewer other articles articles. A knowledge of geography and basic World War II history is helpful for completing the game.
"I just got from The Black Eyed Peas to Hitler in exactly six clicks!"

"Yesterday I wasted a full hour playing six clicks to Hitler"
Six Clicks to Hitler by KBish September 3, 2011

Five Clicks to Jesus 

A Wikipedia game thats fun to play alone, but preferably with friends.
Someone shouts out a random word (whether it's an person/place/object it doesn't matter) and then the person who looks it up now has to follow a link from that page (counts as one click), then a link from that page etc., and they have 5 clicks to get from the original page to the Jesus Christ page.
I was playing the five clicks to Jesus game and it worked with everything! dildo, marijuana- they all lead to Jesus!
Five Clicks to Jesus by Viper13 November 14, 2007

clam clicks 

Clam Clicks are the female equivalent of Dick Pics. Explicit pictures of female genitalia.
Aunt Sally asked me to fix her phone and her phone memory was full of clam clicks!
clam clicks by Myfeelingsarehurt October 4, 2021