Clerk

Often found in Law Offices, this master of the copier is also known as the Office Bitch. His tasks include copying, making coffee, running petty errands, collating documents and doing all the meaningless crap that the secretaries don't want to do. Generally a Clerk is nothing but a Temp who wants to go to law school, and is willing to sell his dignity and self respect to achieve that aim.

Person 1 - "So where you working at these days?"

Person 2 - "I'm a clerk at a law office down town"

Person 1 - "Oh that sounds kind of fun"

Person 2 - "Not really, I'm just the copy bitch"

by Captian Clerk March 17, 2010

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either: the movie in which the comedy duo jay and silent bob were born,

or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's

as in : clerks is a kick-ass movie

or
" man that clerk at the counter is such a ass-cock muncher"

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

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A very funny movie directed by Kevin Smith (silent bob).

DANTE: My girlfriend sucked 37 DICKS!!!!
RANDAL: In a ROW?! (classic clerks line)

Jay: fuckfuckfuckfuck motha motha FUCK! motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noinsh noinsh noinsh! shmokin weed shomkin wiz, doing drugs makin biz...(etc)

by mreva03 December 11, 2005

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Clerking

The evolution of lurking for a prolonged period of time with no movement from the original position. Long enough to open up shop and begin clerking.

Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019

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