Clem

Clem is a term that is synonymous with words like: Cool, Based, etc.

Person 1: Our new teammate is really cool
Person 2: Yeah, they're so clem

by Helios3311 March 9, 2021

Clem

North-Eastern England term for testicle.

Bastard got me right in the clems

by clemma October 27, 2011

Clem

my favorite person, i would die for him, i would kill for him.
i know you're reading this rn, thank you for being in my life, it's less boring with you in it.

"bro i love clem so much"
"why? he's just some dude with a superiority complex"
"yea but i love him <3"

by LuckyLoki<3 January 11, 2023

Clem

A workshy layabout and drain on society. Has no shame in sponging off others whilst gratifying himself in lycra outfits

Look at that lazy bastard, he’s such a Clem

by Supercalifragelous October 15, 2021

Clem

Abbreviation of clementine

Give me some clem Ella
I've got two clem today

by Clemland January 16, 2011

Clem

a) a piece of work, more often than not found creating mischief of sorts

I can't believe you just ashed your cigarette on my carpet. You're a real Clem, sometimes.

by jcdeneve May 1, 2011

Clem

Clem is a funny, kind and weird person. She is strange, but means well. When she laughs, she sounds like a seal being asphyxiated. Before you become close to her, you may believe that she may actually have psychosis, and when you get to know her, it is confirmed. Often mistaken for a boy due to her short, Karen-like haircut. Loves carrot sticks and cucumbers (hopefully isn't vegan).

Mark : Have you seen Clem lately?
Dave : I saw her deepthroating a couple carrot sticks in the cafeteria today.

by Juan E. Burrito September 9, 2019