beaver cleaver

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.

"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.

by Rockwell September 15, 2005

Super Dan Cleavered

Post lockdown wasted, the level of drunk only achieved after not being able to go out drinking with your friends for almost 3 months.

Mate, after lockdown is over we are going to get Super Dan Cleavered

by DPGBWPP2018 May 23, 2020

cleaverage

To use female assets to gain favour in the world

Gee, she has a lot of Cleaverage with that low cut top..

How did you get that job ? Was it cleaverage?

by *Grass* July 27, 2005

Beaver Cleaver

1...Theodore Cleaver 2...A Vagina with the last name, Cleaver.

In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

dirty cleaver

the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.

"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!

by Gummer Stumps October 20, 2010

cleaverage

to get leverage in any situation with one's cleavage

woman: "oh my god, that was easy getting my husband to take out the garbage. All i needed was a little cleaverage

by Trevor Green August 16, 2008

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006