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captard

n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.
"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"
by Dirry July 7, 2005
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Craptard

That guy from Telstra is a Craptard!!
by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019
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Clappardly

The state of being high as hell after smoking copious amounts of weed.
Bob: "Let's watch Rick and Morty"
Frank: "Let's get clappardly beforehand"
by Queso_Uwe February 22, 2022
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craptardation

a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.
generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.
- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!
- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!
- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...
- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.
by crapooligan April 20, 2007
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cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.
by somdeluxe December 16, 2010
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Cleptard

A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!
Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!
by christierose June 9, 2009
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clastard

A person who looks only to their own social class and disparages any other class, be it above them or below. Reality TV motormouth Katie Hopkins makes a fine example of a clastard towards people she judges as working class. Stubborn people of working class have been known to make offensive comments about people of middle class.

As someone who hates judging one by social class, even thinking about it for that matter, I could be considered a clastard just for the creation of this word!
Ex1:

B: I can't believe Katie Hopkins could make such disparaging judgments about somebody's name purely by their social class.

R: Complete and total disrepectful bitch. A downright bastard. A clastard, even.

Ex2:

T: Why are we going to Shoreditch? What was once my part of town with a brilliant working-class history has become a polished up, gentrified fancy pants town of hipster-bearded c***s.

A: Now now, it's a wonderful place! You should learn to appreciate people outside your own culture, whether they are above or below you! Don't be such a clastard!
by 6-M@N March 3, 2015
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