capable president

Something we yearn for, but can't seem to put into office...

I would put an example, but seeing as we don't currently have one, I can't!

by Tags November 8, 2004

blappable

used to describe a girl that is attractive and with whom you would wish to engage in sexual intercourse.

That dimepiece over by the bar is extremely blappable.

by roccotuna June 14, 2010

Clapplebaby

A baby conceived after a night of revelry at a Club Applebee's.

Carl, I'm krunked out on Coors, can we copulate & conceive a Clapplebaby?

by Cdubs75 September 5, 2014

clapple sauce

Clapple sauce (ćl-app-ł sâu-će) :

Similar to “let’s get this bread” but to be served in a surprising manner, a “spook”.

A surprise of encouragement.

The clapple sauce is something to be craved and desired.

Often produces the giggles.

Served as a “spook of clapple sauce”

My friend served me a spook of clapple sauce when he cheered me on before my sports game

by Bagels and pie March 27, 2023

Clappage

Noun - to absolutely obliterate someone in a tournament; to clap them.
Verb - The act of imposing clappage on someone.

Bob: I am so ready for this tournament. This will be clappage.

Bob: We clappaged them so hard - they're trash at the game

by Taj Tellick January 26, 2021

Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012

clappacheekachicabombaywarzoneisarosedogeggspantsuperstarpoprockstarfishopaleyedsoundwavesecrectsantafantasticgongringingskilledmonkeydoodlewetdogzebrafacedbabooncharcoalminecartridingintolava

An exclamation of surprise, specifically when somebody runs a feather down your back; or a birds feather floats down in front of you.

Person one: *runs feather down person two's back*
Person two: "clappacheekachicabombaywarzoneisarosedogeggspantsuperstarpoprockstarfishopaleyedsoundwavesecrectsantafantasticgongringingskilledmonkeydoodlewetdogzebrafacedbabooncharcoalminecartridingintolava!!"
Person one: "what..?"

by ember is a bt May 31, 2021