El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit

After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.

by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009

el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of

make your own example be original

by el capitano December 12, 2004

San Juan Capistrano

Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.

Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.

by Allen Hawkinson April 25, 2006

clapsta

a person who is excessively interested in the other gender and who will do anything to get them. he or she is usually addicted to drugs or alcohol.

Man 1: She has a nice ass.
Man 2: You clapsta.

by SuperMcLovin August 19, 2007

Capistrano Beach

The best place in Orange County to live and play.

Kel and Toni love living in Capistrano Beach.

by Toni Renee January 15, 2009

clogistan

The Netherlands

I'm off to Clogistan this weekend

by Moederneuker_thuis September 23, 2009

capitan safety

A or The "Leader" of a party or social gathering that not only induces/entices drinking and or partaking in party "favors" in general, but also holds a key role in the safety or security of said gathering.

Capitan Safety gave me a beer and a helmet before I went down the water slide into the lake.

by Zigy October 8, 2016