clanger

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

by 733-539@ May 5, 2006

clanger

A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.

"Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping bit.

by Mike MacCana June 24, 2005

Clangers

Affectionate term often used to describe ones testicles.
Maybe due to the noise they make ?

I don't know how Martin managed to talk with his mouth full of clangers.

by Jukes August 30, 2005

Clangers

Fecal matter that sticks to butt hairs and hang about.

James doesn't wipe his arse properly, He's got Clangers!

by MastaTea June 14, 2015

clanger

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

by 733-539@ May 5, 2006

clanger

A suet pudding, from Bedfordshite. Similar to a Cornish Pasty, but with a savorury filling at one end (usually meat) and a sweet filling at the other (usually jam)

I ate a clanger for my tea.

by Mark Brown September 17, 2006

clanger

from the metaphor of a prisoner in jail 'clanging' on his bars. A clanger is someone who would get you in tossed in jail. Usually used in the same context as jailbait.

synonym : jailbait.

Stay away from that clanger or you'll be washing Bubba's back.

by o8sidian August 25, 2004