Clanger

A large turd

I've just dropped an absolute clanger in that toilet.

by Jjclang September 15, 2017

Clanger

Someone who is so skinny, their bones 'clang' together as they walk.

Man, that dude is a clanger, I can see his ribs sticking out.

by Jboni January 12, 2008

Clanger

An Australian word for the back bumper or just back of a car.

(being tailgated)
"Get off my clanger!"

by FHS Voltaire November 4, 2009

clanger

from the metaphor of a prisoner in jail 'clanging' on his bars. A clanger is someone who would get you in tossed in jail. Usually used in the same context as jailbait.

synonym : jailbait.

Stay away from that clanger or you'll be washing Bubba's back.

by o8sidian August 25, 2004

clanger

an extremely funny moment, comment or joke. not just any funny, but the kind of funny that makes you piss your pants and lose your breath with uncontrollable laughter.

dropping a clanger is when someone has

- 'hey clown, ben just dropped a clanger and you missed it'

- 'hey muj just beat kaney at scrabble - it was a total clanger'

by the dirty sanchez April 12, 2005

clanger

originates from clanger english for mistake
a full on fuck up when giving the flange a good seeing to. a clanger can only be performed whilst giving head

"oh did u get with hudson last night"
"yeah he pulled a full on clanger"
"gutted get him a guide book or some shit"
"yeah banging mate"

by kyleking August 31, 2006

Clanger

Someone who constantly talks about climate change and protests but never actually does anything legitimate to change it. AKA Climate Changer

Stan: "Hey have you seen Brad around?"
Andy: "He's at the protest."
Stan: "Oh not that again. He's just doing it to jump the bandwagon. He's such a clanger."
Andy: "Yeah what a fuckboy."

by themorningstar September 23, 2019