To make an abusive comment about someone while in their presence followed by immediately uttering "What??" with an upward inflection to trivialize and obscure said abuse.
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The phrase Grand Canyoning is a verb.
Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."
Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."
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Get the Grand Canyoning mug.when you convince someone that they've done something or gone somewhere (like the grand canyon) by fabricating a memory of it by telling them things you've done that you've told them about before
an example of grand canyoning:
person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
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