Clamnesty

The act of forgiving the woman you just had sex with for having a nasty-looking vagina. This is sometimes viewed as a face-saving act for those who are having post-impulse sex guilt, but were too horny to care prior to the intercourse.

Alexis: "About last night...."

Bobby: "Its ok, I'll grant you Clamnesty. Just don't tell anyone what happened."

by KonkeyDong November 20, 2010

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Clamperl

THE UGLIEST PIECE OF TRASH POKEMON THAT IS UNWANTED, UN-NEEDED, AND SHOULDN'T EXIST. IF YOU KNOW SOME TRASHY-ASS INDIVIDUAL THAT LIKES CLAMPERL, THEN THEY HAVE A FEW BRAINCELLS MISSING, AND BY A FEW I MEAN A FEW THOUSAND. CLAMPERL DESERVES TO ROT IN A DEEP DARK PIT AND NEVER BE SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN.

"Clamperl is the ugliest piece of trash that I will yeet to the Bermuda Triangle for being a disgrace to Pokemon-kind."

by xBungleBee June 27, 2018

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Clampering

The sound a dogs nails make on wood, tile or other hard surfaces.

I heard the dog clampering around the house.

by Dead Squirrel June 17, 2018

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Clappertrap

Bleats of wounded outrage in a tone of arrogant moral superiority from those who have trashed our civil liberties.

Named for James Clapper, head of NSA.

"The President says we weren't informed that our phone records were secretly being turned over to the FBI because we didn't need to know."

"What utter Clappertrap."

by al-in-chgo June 7, 2013

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