Cafnesia

When you drink a bunch of caffine and time seems to go by faster and you get a really good headrush

Dude I drank like 2 monsters and now I got some good cafnesia going

by Eclipseiasux April 29, 2022

Cumnesia

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.

Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!

by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

slamnesia

A condition of temporary memory loss, during which a person can’t recall having sex with the person he/she is speaking to.

slamnesia:

Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.

by psychobabble July 30, 2008

chatnesia

When you lose your chat history of previous conversations, and can't remember anything about someone you previously chatted with.

(Nick): Jennifer, right?
(Jennifer): I don't remember you, who are you?
(Nick): oh, sorry, I'm Nick
(Jennifer): Sorry, I've lost my chat history, I don't remember you, I have chatnesia

by Lunamor September 5, 2009

Capnesia

When you can't recall what you have done the night/day before because you had too much Captian Morgan's to drink.

You don't remember that we booked a trip to the Super Bowl last night? You must have capnesia.

by Chowdahead December 14, 2014

Slamnesia

n: Loss of a large block of interrelated memories; complete or partial loss of memory caused by drinking too much the night before.
Sometimes but not all, slamnesia is faked to avoid coming to terms with an embarassing action whilst previously intoxicated.

Susie was being a total slut last night but she claimed she had slamnesia so she could act like it didn't happen.

by shawtyz dalyte May 25, 2007

chemnesia

disorder that renders one unable to retain information related to chemistry once he/she leaves the classroom.

Reid: Are you ready for the chemistry exam tomorrow?
Hayley: Man, I'm so nervous- I have major chemnesia and I can't remember anything from that class.

by shortANDlovinit27 January 24, 2009