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Mississippi Clam Digger

A complex sexual position in which the male sticks his penis into the female's ear, and places his foot into her vagina and "digs." All of this is performed while the male is washing the female's hair and eating a corndog at the same moment.
Based on the amount of corndogs and shampoo at her apartment, I knew she would be into the Mississippi Clam Digger!
by Rick_Diculous April 2, 2009
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Shelby Clam-Digger

When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.
Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!

Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!
by 4yoularry November 22, 2011
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clam digger

A game, in which the object is to find parking...
Meatwad played clam digger all day, while master shake was stabbing him in the back of the neck with a fondue fork...
by Charvelsandimas September 20, 2007
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Clamgagger

Someone proficient in the act of heterosexual Intercourse; Utilizing his pork-sword to gag her bearded (or shaved) clam.

One that smashy-dat-ass.

A tool men use to procreate.

Womens' play-thing , leg-shaker , whipping-post... Etc.

Someone that honestly believes that you can actually gag a mollusk.
All women need a good clamgagger, and that is why they cheat.

"... So I took pity on her and gagged that clam all night long. "

" suck my clamgagger you stuck up that! "
by The Clamgagger January 31, 2015
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Clam Digger

An occupation: Any person from Massachusetts, typically, that harvests clams at low tide in the clam laden inlets.
An article of clothing: Pants that are worn by those digging clams. They are cut off 6 inches below the knee and resemble "High Waters" but have no apparent cuff or taper.
1: It's low tide, let's take a ride by the inlet and see if the Clam Diggers are out.
2: Dude, why the fuck are you wearing Clam Diggers? We're goin to pick up the ladies, not the beach.
by Todd Paquin March 1, 2008
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clam digger

A woman who is constantly scratching her dirty stinkhole due to a case of chronic persistent chlamydia. Unclean women who are promiscuous are generally at a high risk, including prostitutes, tunabitches, Paris Hilton, and other pickle ticklers.
"Damn dude, I can smell that clam digger's musky emanation, and I think I'm gonna drop a vom bomb. Damn!"
by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
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clamdiggers

Miriam's lady parts were in high relief in her lavender clamdiggers.
by Moby Doug April 24, 2010
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