chairified

The sensation one feels after falling victim to an act of chairorism.

Leroy: Wow he looks chairified.
Bob: He fell victim to chairorism.

by Asno667 May 22, 2008

clairian

A person who instinctively resorts to manipulative tactics as a mean to selfish ends. Also generally lacking in scruples, willing to cheat, lie, and perform evil works and spin them as good.

cody: she wouldnt even talk to me til i bought her more jewelry
bryan: such a freaking clairian

by see page July 7, 2010

clarifuscate

To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.

Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.

When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

Clairing

To kiss only without tongues, under all conditions, without exception.

She was sad because he insisted on Clairing when they kissed. All she wanted was a little bit of tongue.

Person 1: 'Have you ever kissed Norman?'
Person 2: 'No'
Person 1: 'Well you won't get any tongue if you do, he is very committed to Clairing'

by H-bear Rizzle April 16, 2014

Clarifiquestion

To ask a question to clarify a specific piece of information.

I just have a clarifiquestion about the information we just went over.

by Kcull October 23, 2014

clairisa

Clairisa is a beautiful woman that everyone adores. Clairisa is known for her beauty, personality, and her eyes

Wow look at clairisa😍😍

by Name genius January 21, 2017

Beating Clarification

When you jerk off and throw your cum in an uinsuspecting blind girl's face.

Guy 1: I want to the school for the blind and performed a beating clarification numerous times.

Guy 2: Let there be light!

by dirty fender May 31, 2010