clabber ass

A fat woman. Someone who's legs look like cottage cheese.
Hey, look at that clabber ass walking out of the grocery store!
by Nathan0432 November 14, 2007
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Clabber Girl

A profession in the late 18th century through the 19th century that occupied a female worker by punching one's vagina repeatedly until puffed and rouge in color. This work was done before baking in order to increase the volume and lighten the texture of baked goods.
The Clabber Girl went to work on her vagina before going to work on the sourdough loaf that had to be made before Sir Livingston's mother-in-law arrived from London.
by 19thCenturyHistorian April 05, 2011
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clabberative effort

Refers to where two or more individuals work together to properly ferment milk into a thickened state in preparation to creating yummy "curds 'n' whey"-type dairy-products like yogurt, cottage cheese, sour cream, etc.
I love to hang out with my Amish neighbors on Thursdays when they gather in one of their kitchens to make their creamy-milk delicacies to sell at our town's Saturday farmer's-market --- what a delightful clabberative effort it is!
by QuacksO July 07, 2018
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clabber jaws

A loud ass mother fucker that you can hear from a mile away
Clabber jaws just walked in I can hear his ass from a mile away.
by Gispacho February 15, 2018
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Clabber

Omg Jamie is such a clabber
by Ilwlmai May 24, 2019
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