One
time a few wiffens past when kings, queens and jesters roamed the world, there was a
king. He did bad things. He was a crooked
king who wrongfully burned birds, chopped up chinese
people, and threw their remains into his moat. On a certain
day the albinos got fed up with his wrong doings. The albinos never did like to get tortured with red
hot shafts being impaled into their belly buttons, how could you blame them anyway?
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a
peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom
door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.