A Cinncinati Bowtie is a hospitalizable and perhaps fatal sex act involving one sexual partner prolapsing their anus, cutting it out, stretching it, and then tying it around another's neck.
Tom: Never go shopping in Ohio!
Leo: Why?
T: You might find yourself on the receiving end of a Cincinnati Bowtie!!!
L: I think I'm going to vomit.
Leo: Why?
T: You might find yourself on the receiving end of a Cincinnati Bowtie!!!
L: I think I'm going to vomit.
by Renced Adveaning May 24, 2018
When a male inserts his erect penis into the mouth of an invalid while using the person's ears as a form of power steering.
Was working the afternoon shift at the Happy Acres Home when Mrs. Norman in B12 was gasping and pointing to her mouth; I knew immediately that she wanted a Cincinnati bowtie.
by cumqwat April 10, 2007
by Pantalone Jones September 21, 2005
the term for inserting your penis into a females neck, who has a tracheotomy, and as you start going at it harder she begins to bleed, with blood squirting out on each side resembling a bowtie.
This was illegally performed in a hospital in Cincinnati and made the news, the term cincinnati bowtie stuck.
by war on authority March 09, 2006
The Cincinnati Bowtie is when you take a hot steamy shit on a womans upperbreast or neck, then sit down so it squishes outward in a bowtie direction.
I gave this bitch a cleveland steamer, but then i desided to go all out and do the Cincinnati Bowtie, I had dingleberries for a week.
by Bob Barkers April 26, 2006
The act of fucking someone's stoma from a tracheotomy (hopefully a girl). The blood and semen run down either side of her throat looking like a bowtie.
Man, she may be on a ventilator but last night after the staff went home I gave her a Cincinnati bowtie. I mean, she's in a coma, who's she gonna tell? I got tired of having to wear a condom then wash her slack vag when I was done. This way all the evidence is down her throat.
by JajjjjjjjjjjjJay October 15, 2017
A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.
In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.
by Spartacus Sanchez October 14, 2008