chutch

from the Greek "chutkis" meaning to sulk while concentrating on the art of masturbation

Grant couldn't seem to find a decent picture of Jenna Jameson, so he chutched about for an hour and then fell asleep.

by Anonymous May 08, 2003

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a chutch is the area between the asshole and the dang or vag. it is the same thing as a taint or durf.

by angie December 14, 2004

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Butt-hole touching of any sort.

Touching a butt hole for any reason.

Every time I think of you I chutch myself.

by chutcher3000 January 31, 2011

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chutch butter

The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.

Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!

by Juan Montalvo July 28, 2007

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when you jerk off while crying while watching yourself in the mirror.

Only for Legends.

I totally chutched the other night, legend. Coldplay in the background was had.

by Gotcha BLAAAAke August 06, 2016

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This Is Mainly Used As An Insult In The Same Way As The Word Fuck Is Used.

Jeremy: Your Mom Is Fucking Hot.
Aaron: Shut Up You Chutch.

by DvToonsYT August 12, 2018

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An unfortunate circumstance that cannot be controlled.

I got chuctched so hard.
The chutchery is unreal.

by xpygx March 23, 2023

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