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The Butter Churn

A polygamous sex act in which a women lies on her shoulders with her legs up in the air spread at about 90 degrees. One man stands perpendicular to her and between her legs, and positions his penis straight down into her vagina. Two other men (or women if they have the upper body strength) stand on either side and hold on to the woman's ankles. They then pull her up and down onto the man's penis, using her legs just like the handle on a butter churn.
Dan, Mike, Cindy, and I were bored last night after Scrabble-O-Rama so we turned that bitch into the butter churn.
by Ryan J B September 25, 2005
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carolina butter churn

your girl is underneath you, then she fellates you, when you reach orgasm, you continue to pump it and churn the ejaculate into "butter".
I pulled a Carolina butter churn then made her spread it on toast and eat it.
by Ruik Truink March 29, 2008
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Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.
Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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Butter Churn

1. A slang term for the vagina.
2. Something that people used and still use until this very day to make the wonderful substance known as butter. You can eat it plain , on a piece of bread , with a friend, or off of your partners genitals.
Sally pulled her skirt up with a shift and a queef and eminated the words from her mouth hole. Stick your big silly weener in my butter churn.
by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 25, 2004
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Canadian Butter Churn

Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.

Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.

The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.

The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.

They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
by BigAgitator August 1, 2008
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butter churn

A sexual massage of the penis in the motion of churning butter. It's kind of like an indian sunburn, but on the penis.
Sally grabbed Fred's penis, and performed a butter churn upon it.
by sweaterdouche February 6, 2007
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Churn the Butter

During a gay orgy, multiple tops will cum in the ass of a bottom until he can't pack any

more in and then a final top (usually with biggest penis of the group) will forcibly pound all the semen deeper inside his rectum. Like a butter churn. *squish* *squish*
I wouldn't date that power bottom if I was you, I heard he loves to churn the butter, what a gross queen.
by Bacchuspup June 2, 2015
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