Churning

Shitting you're brains out,not feeling good.Overall,having digestive problems with your body that prevent you from being a normal human.

friend:"hey man wanna go out tonight?"
me: "no dude, I can't. I'm at home churning."

by MargeD. April 03, 2014

Churning

When a good looking and manipulative girl takes advantage of a male's financial situation by having him pay dinners, Vodka bottles, nightclub entrance fees, and other social activities (including holidays). Churning girls tend to be found in nightclubs and high-society parties.

Jon: I had dinner last night with that girl Sara I met at Pacha on Saturday
Nicolas: Did she offer to pay half of the bill?
Jon: No, I had to pay in full big time and she ordered the most expensive bottle of Champagne on the menu. I totally got churned bro'
Nicolas: Dude, that's mad churning...

by Sohojohn September 24, 2013

churn

A person who's hella cocky

hey look at that bruh bruh over there with his 24 karat shoes. HE HELLA CHURN!

by CHURN D July 11, 2008

Churning

The practice of creating unnecessary work or dragging out necessary work in order to increase the amount of money billed to a client. (slang, Amer. Legal)

"I was churning on the Smith case, making sure I had enough billable hours."

by Atticus Funk March 02, 2005

churn

to smoke marijuana with another individual

Yo u trying to churn right after work?-Joe

Yeh no doubt hit me up-Clive

by todle September 11, 2011

churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 13, 2004

churn

The word of mouth crap that bubbles up in professional environments, some of which can be quite valuable, after sifted through, though typically ridiculed and scoffed at by everyone for its uncertainty.

Example of some churn: "Well, I have not talked to Rick, but Julie asked him when you were coming on board, and he said he would hire you as soon as we were sure that the new CEO will mean bringing in the business we expect."

by gyrovague October 01, 2009