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Chung

To be chung is to fly high like the canopy of trees over a jungle. It is to be so high and not giving a fuck as to create a complex time-space like curve of shits not being given which in turn lowers the entropy of the local universe.

to be a Chung is to possess the following abilities:
1. zero fucks given about anything to the point that they no longer matter
2. giving so little shits that everything works out perfectly in the end.
3. having no concept of what anyone thinks to the point that the receiving target phases out of existence.

being Chung is both a powerful and mysterious ability which only few have been able to master. One can assume that these powers only arise out of fostering a deep metaphysical bond with the great uncaring don't give a shit from the greater beyond of who really cares anyways.

also, some masters of Chung have been known to shit bricks of weed and also piss pure Ecstasy and cocaine mixed with liquid lsd.
A: So did you hear about Issei Sagawa? He killed and cannibalized a french girl and then got set free upon returning to Japan!
B: Bro that dude sounds mad chung.

A: So my friend totes killed someone using only the power of their pure seething hatred towards everything!
B: Wow sounds like a totes chung kid we should totally hang bruh.
by DelJudasPreist June 12, 2013
mugGet the Chungmug.

Chung

To ejaculate on a person or object.
Another meaning for the word "Jiz" or "Cum"
Can be used for anything, and can even be used in a offensive way.
"Oi you don't make me Chung all over your face"

or

"Eh mate your gonna get some Chung in your eye soonish, brace yourself"
by Ashley Murray July 7, 2007
mugGet the Chungmug.

Chung

The term "Chung" refers to the act of biting or gnawing on another person's foot.
I was so out of it the other night that I grabbed Sam by the leg and chunged on his foot. Didn't taste the best I must add!
by Webbedfeethead September 17, 2007
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Chung

justin's neighbour
by Jason Simpson December 17, 2003
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Chung

To recieve a wilting stare that will cause the reciever to turn pale and back away.
David: Jake walked in and interrupted our physics exam, and that Rachel girl chunged his ass.
Jaron: Ya, even I don't like being chunged.
by joewalkerspecs November 23, 2010
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chung chung

That noise in Law & Order.
*Jerry Orbach delivers witty line*
CHUNG CHUNG!
by Dani January 27, 2005
mugGet the chung chungmug.

chung

There's been 2 meanins made outta this
1)Chung - buff/good looking (example 1)
2) Being stoned is bein chung
1) I'm lookin to find bear chung gyals
>I want to find a very pretty girl<

2) I'm chunged out afta blazin all day
>I'm stoned afta smokin weed all day<
by leila November 1, 2003
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