Chumpkin

a fat chick

"Dude did you see those fucking chumpkins in the food court?!"

"yeah, what about them?"

"I'd love to harpoon one of those wales" ;)

by BlueJuice May 31, 2011

Chumpkin

When a male masturbates while sitting on the toilet defecating.

This word combines the word chump with the word blumpkin.

"What is taking him so long in the bathroom?"

"He is probably giving himself a chumpkin again!"

by E.S.Shveltzy July 08, 2015

CHUMPKIN

It's what you call a fat dwarf with big tits; usually called Lee

"look at that chumpkin"

by Xew May 13, 2015

Big Chumpkin

Having somebody eat your ass while you are taking a piss.

Was at the family change room ripping a whiz, when Sweaty Rhonda give me a Big Chumpkin

by Jay-Are Goliath December 13, 2024