Chumming The Bathwater

While taking a bath, a male furiously and vigorously masterbates over and over again dropping as many jizz oysters as he can in the bath and watching them float.

Jervis got home from school and decided to take a bath. After entering the tub, he decided to get himself off and started Chumming the Bathwater.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Cumling's

Tiny drops of cum

Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!

by SlopNChop July 20, 2018

chumming

menstruating, the monthly act of vaginal bleeding

Don't go swimming in the ocean when you're chumming.

by Spider420 September 27, 2005

chumlinged

When your smoked weed and your baked af

“I’m so fucking chumlinged rn”

by Coronaking November 20, 2020

Chumming your kori

New England Gypsy/Romany slang for jerking off

Where the hell were you? Chumming your kori?

by ajc929me September 18, 2018

Chumping

'Chumping' is gathering wood for Bonfire Night.

Come on, it's Bonnie Night next week. Let's go chumping.

by Gulftastic October 29, 2015

Cumling

1. n. A dried patch of semen on the end of a male genitalia
2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.

1. This morning, after my girlfriend left for work, I discovered a cumling on my penis from the night before as I took a shower.
2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling

by Misspells go2 UrbanDictionary June 9, 2009