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crumbly cheesecake

Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.
I heard that Leo gave her a crumbly cheesecake to wake here up.
by mankered up April 21, 2014
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Crumbly

That crumbly smells like oatmeal, butterscotch and cat pee.
by eringibby January 10, 2010
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chumble spuzz

An awesome comic book series made by Ethan Nicolle..
Person 1: Dude, you checked out the new Chumble Spuzz
Person 2: Ye man, that shit is dope..
by Biff Reagle March 3, 2008
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Chumbles

The lower belly area of a chonky cat. It's often seen hanging down low, swaying seductively as they walk, and almost impossible to resist touching.
Carlo's chumbles swayed from side to side as he walked the hallway trying to keep up with his owner.
by Maybe yes maybe knope August 7, 2019
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The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.
Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick
by Sweaty Asian September 29, 2017
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chumble

(v.) To jog or run in an unathletic way.
To move in an unfashionable, overweight manner.
The chubby little boy chumbled his way around the schoolyard.
by Chris Yamamoto January 10, 2007
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The Duluth Crumbly Onion

The sexual act where a man has a sex with an onion ring while his J-bo-dacious lady does a crab walk. The man, if time admits, executes a bum rub.
Eric and his lady didn't finish their onion rings so they took them home and did the Duluth Crumbly Onion.
by Dwight Mannly March 24, 2007
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