chubtard

one who is obese or chubby, and looks like a mongaloid or "looks" like they have down syndrome. any person who eats puffy and or hot cheetos in excess. easily identified by dumb look on their face ALL THE TIME or orange or red fingers.

KID 1: That damn chubtard down the street keeps eating my kittens.
KID 2: how can you tell?
KID 1: cause the radioactive orange and fury shits he leaves my lawn every morning.

by el CHACAL January 1, 2009

chuberduckery

the act of shoving rubber duck shaped squeaky toys up a fat mans ass until he squeaks when he jiggles.

"why did that fat man come out of your apartment squeaking as he walked?"
"we just committed chuberduckery"

by V1RuS March 24, 2012

chubbard

a chubby penis, short and fat

The man i slept with last night had a very unfortunate chubbard

by doyoubelieveinmiracles January 28, 2014

chubberduckery

The act of taking a rubber ducky and shoving it into a fat man's ass until it squeaks.

obese pudgy hefty

I couldn't sleep last night because of the sounds from my neighbor's chubberduckery.

by Bitchhe'smine May 18, 2016

Cumbeard

The left-over cum residue in the beard of a person who has recently engaged in oral sex

Big Bear: "That's a 10-4 on the 319 and I...what the?"
Falcon: "Is thar a problem Big Bear?"
Big Bear: "Oh it's nuthin. I just din got some semen on my chin. Probably on a count of that sloppy sesh I had last night"
Falcon: "Aaaw Cumbeard! That's nasty! Now why'd ya hafta go and tell me a thang like that!"

by The King of Fappers '94 February 23, 2011

ChubWard

A awkward chubby

When your hot bartender coworker steps up behind you and wipes her hands off on your bar rag... simultaneously dry humps you from behind in a attempt to make you laugh. You do, but also get a semi... you tell her to try to get a laugh in return but shit just gets awkward! You're left with a ChubWard and a creeped out coworker. Expect a friendly chat from the corporate human resources department in the morning!

by ShubaDuba January 16, 2015

Chumberdink

A Chumberdink (chum-bêêr-dink) is the genitals of a male which is simply a little bit plumper yet not quite fully erect when engaged in copulation with others.

'Oi Barry, I was with this Hispanic gentleman in a Hawaiian shirt last Thursday and oooof. Once he started oiling up his chest hair I popped a full on chumberdink then and there.'

by WilliamWordsworth May 17, 2017