Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.

Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!

by ImperialFleet1 August 28, 2009

nigger checkbook

1. a ledger to a bank checking account that is constantly in a state of complete disarray due to overspending on bling, pimp hats and bottles of 40 oz malt liquor. It also can result from being unemployed for extended periods of time while continuing to buy ho's and such.

2. being so intoxicated that you have no idea who you are.

Pete: McCoy, your drunk again.
McCoy: Yeah, I'm fucked up like a nigger checkbook.

You bounced another check to me. You better get a CPA to fix that nigger checkbook of yours.

by Plasty September 15, 2006

chuckaholic

A person that is addicted to Chuck, a show on NBC.

My friend is always talking about Chuck, he's a chuckaholic!

by BiLLi0 December 13, 2009

chunkaroo

An attractive, vivacious girl who is bigger than chubby but smaller than fat.

Check out the hips on that chunkaroo over there in the sun dress!

by chunkaroo June 8, 2013

Checkbooked

When a person is completely intoxicated, just before the point of passing out. Comes from the phrase, "more fucked-up than my checkbook".

Did you see Jeff last night? He was completely checkbooked.

by KCHooligan May 12, 2009

Chunkaloon

A big it fat chunky boy very fat and crippled

Ciaran O’Rourke is a massive chunkaloon

by Chunkadoodledo June 16, 2021

furry checkbook

The act of using sex to pay for a good or service.

Amber couldn't pay Greg for her valtrex, so she used her furry checkbook.

by furrycheckbookers October 15, 2006