Crudmuffin

1. A mild explative, used to indicate displeasure.
2. A unique and tasty home-made treat.

"Crudmuffin! I can't find my shoes."
John baked a batch of crudmuffins.

by Xaritel June 20, 2004

cummuffin

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.

Elissa is quite the cummuffin!

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

cummuffins

Colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. The punishment one recieves when they are 'getting their cummuffins' are as bad or worse as having to eat a muffin that has been ejaculated on. More severe and graphic version of come-uppins.

Adam: Why is Joe getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by that guy?

Bill: Because he stole that guy's girlfriend, now he's getting his cummuffins.

by jeffburnaby April 30, 2009

Cumuffins

What someone would receive after insulting a baker. Similar to that of getting comeuppance, except this involves a baker using less cowmilk and more manmilk in the muffins.

Bonus: this just reward is vegan-friendly!

Some guy: Hey baker! You and your buns can suck it!
Baker: How about a free muffin to change your mind?
Some guy: Fine, we'll see
(Om nom nom)
Some guy: WTF? Salty muffins?
Baker: Them be some cumuffins mothafucka!

by Justifried! March 16, 2011

Cudmuffin

Muffin consisting primarily of the substance cud

"awww man, did you see that dude eat that cudmuffin?"
"yeah dude, that was whack."

by Joe January 31, 2004

chunkmuffin

1)a muffin made entirely of unidentified CHUNK (usually chunks of baking powder or non-muffin-textured lumps)usually very digusting

2)a person who is chunky and loveable at the same time - like ME!

1)i nearly threw up on saturday because my 9-year-old sister baked us all chunkmuffins - they were disgusting

2)hey you random chicks! keep your hands off Logan - he's MY chunkmuffin!

by logan hopkins September 17, 2005

cupmuffin

The act of putting icing around one hole (male or female) then putting your penis in that hole, upon ejaculating pull out and get icing on the head of your penis. Then put your penis in the mouth of your lucky partner and drop off both the delicious treats.

woops that cupmuffin sure had more icing than i intended

by vneck express November 13, 2010