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Chubbin Muffin

Chubbin means to eat.

and

Muffin means to cup your hand around your anus when you fart and waft it towards your friends/enemy/innocent by-standers mouth/nose


when you put them together it literally means to eat a fart
Gerald:*farts*
Brandon:Dude did you just fart?
Gerald:*in the background cupping his hand and moving his fart towards Brandons face*
Brandon:WTF!!What are you doing Gerald?!?!
Gerald:*ROFLcopters*Umm...you'll see.
Brandon:*Gags*WTF dude you just made me chubb a muffin!!!
by AgG SP Ball3r September 9, 2005
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Chubbin'

To go to a club with the sole intention of picking up fat chicks.
You have any luck chubbin' last night Brandon?
Adam loves to go out chubbin' on the weekends.
by Sandy W. February 26, 2008
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chubbin

To chub or chubbin is the process of becoming erect in response to a positive stimulus such as "sexy story" in a back alley.
Hey Brian, Last night I made love to my wife and I had the greatest sex, we 69'ed and she kept the change, oh I'm chubbin.
by Gordo2007 July 19, 2007
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Chubbin

Chubbin is a slang term for the emotional post-relationship feeling that you get after losing a girlfriend. The act of dwelling on how much you miss the relationship or significant other.
Charles: "Hey, where's Jamal?"
Tito: "Man he's just sitting home chubbin on his ex."
by Cliggs March 16, 2013
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chubbina

A cute chunky girl, especially one with nice plump tits.

The requisites demand that the girl be chubby, pretty and big breasted.
"Check it out, man; chubbina at 3 o'clock."
"Oh, yeah... more cushion to the pushin'..."

chubby cute chunky fat tits
by Z0ZZ0NE June 24, 2014
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chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.
Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!
by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017
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Chubbin'

the act of being extremely annoying or stupid while being fat at the same time; stupidity, retardness, slow, dumb.
I told Billy to stop CHUBBIN' when he was running around screaming that the sky was falling.

Yo! Quit Chubbin' up all the food you fat hog!
by Brandon Pinkney November 20, 2007
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