Dad: Time for chub-chubs Russel!
Son: No dad my nose hurts!
Dad: *Takes Russels head and forces between buttcheeks*
SNEEZE RUSSEL SNEEZE!!!!
Son: No dad my nose hurts!
Dad: *Takes Russels head and forces between buttcheeks*
SNEEZE RUSSEL SNEEZE!!!!
by Jeff November 09, 2003
by the shit, bitch August 24, 2009
Term commonly used in the Maritime provinces of Canada to describe the male genitals in a state of semi-arousal. Generally occurs as a pre-cursor to a full-out hard on, or after ejaculation, when you're hanging long and lazy.
guy 1: Dude, that shootergirl's fuckin hot!
guy 2: Yeah man, I've already got a chub on... if she comes any closer I'm gonna get a hard on
guy 1: Already there man.
guy 2: Yeah man, I've already got a chub on... if she comes any closer I'm gonna get a hard on
guy 1: Already there man.
by Pervertical_line_test October 29, 2008
by LiVo May 30, 2005
when your feelings are on the fence and youre not really sure whether youre in love with a person or not then you get something called a half-boner, or the chubs.
It's like a mini bone... watch me go half mast now.... Turn my chubs into a hard onnnnn....
I got chubs for you.
I got chubs for you.
by buttsmexwizzart December 19, 2008
Hey Ryan, would you toss me that giant red chub over there? I've been feeling down lately and I need to do some grinding.
by plandemic_hoax August 06, 2020
An LA street gang. Formed by a mysterious and sexy man named Jason "CI"... Based on doing fat girls and bragging about it.
by definitelyNOTaFATchick July 07, 2005