Chub-Chub

The act of sneezing into anothers anus.

Dad: Time for chub-chubs Russel!
Son: No dad my nose hurts!
Dad: *Takes Russels head and forces between buttcheeks*
SNEEZE RUSSEL SNEEZE!!!!

by Jeff November 09, 2003

the chubs

for whatever reason when your penis is semi-erect.

i was makin out with this girl last night when i got the chubs.

by the shit, bitch August 23, 2009

chub on

Term commonly used in the Maritime provinces of Canada to describe the male genitals in a state of semi-arousal. Generally occurs as a pre-cursor to a full-out hard on, or after ejaculation, when you're hanging long and lazy.

guy 1: Dude, that shootergirl's fuckin hot!

guy 2: Yeah man, I've already got a chub on... if she comes any closer I'm gonna get a hard on

guy 1: Already there man.

by Pervertical_line_test March 10, 2009

chubbing

The act of contracting a 1/4 erect penis for no reason.

Josue was chubbing in the middle of algebra class.

by LiVo June 05, 2005

Chubs

when your feelings are on the fence and youre not really sure whether youre in love with a person or not then you get something called a half-boner, or the chubs.

It's like a mini bone... watch me go half mast now.... Turn my chubs into a hard onnnnn....

I got chubs for you.

by buttsmexwizzart December 22, 2008

Chub

A large, erect spool of plastic filament used in 3D printers.

Hey Ryan, would you toss me that giant red chub over there? I've been feeling down lately and I need to do some grinding.

by plandemic_hoax August 05, 2020

Chub-on

noun. Any substance used to facilitate an erection (e.g., Viagra).

Shit, it's my wife's birthday. Hope I still got some Chub-on in the medicine cabinet.

by Z. Tenao December 06, 2011