Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.
Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016
Get the Crowning the Throne mug.When someone excludes themselves from society and attempts to improve on a certain factor of themselves such as a particular skill, their personal appearance or an assignment so when they're done they feel like a beautiful butterfly.
Person A: "Is Andrew coming to the party?"
Person B: "Nah he's cocooning."
Person A: "What for?"
Person B: "He's trying to get in shape."
Person B: "Nah he's cocooning."
Person A: "What for?"
Person B: "He's trying to get in shape."
by theguyfromthepole November 9, 2013
Get the Cocooning mug.Verb. The act of crying and cooming at the same time.
Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.
Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.
Charlene : I was so depressed that I croomed during breakup sex.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.
by CharleneTwitch May 23, 2023
Get the Crooming mug.To Chrome a Turd....... or Turd Chroming is a process of Making the the very best out of a blatantly bad/shit thing. Similar to Turd polishing but to a much higher level
The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act
the ultimate in making a bad thing good.
To Chrome a Turd.......
The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act
the ultimate in making a bad thing good.
To Chrome a Turd.......
Mik is in the Studio turd Chroming again and doing another Hard House Remix.
He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....
He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....
by Rick Walford January 5, 2008
Get the Turd Chroming mug.by styn99 March 18, 2014
Get the Crowning mug.the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.
"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"
"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"
"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"
by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012
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