The act of procrastinating beyond all reasonable extremes, often involving the delaying/prevention of a certain event from taking place thus annoying a large group of people (the chronoraped) and taking away from them time which could have been used for something else.
Chrono - Greek: khronos, time.
Rape - Latin: verb rapere: to seize or take by force.
Chrono - Greek: khronos, time.
Rape - Latin: verb rapere: to seize or take by force.
Innocent victim A : Hey man what you doing today?
Innocent victim B : Well, I was supposed to be going to play golf with that fucking wookie but so far ive been waiting six hours for him to buy some unicorn tears from www.spaffawayyourcash.com.
Innocent victim A : Christ on a bike, what have I told you about letting him chronorape you like that?
Innocent victim B : Well, I was supposed to be going to play golf with that fucking wookie but so far ive been waiting six hours for him to buy some unicorn tears from www.spaffawayyourcash.com.
Innocent victim A : Christ on a bike, what have I told you about letting him chronorape you like that?
by Captain Billdad January 4, 2009
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Is America a democracy and what does the term "demos" mean as applied to contemporary societies? No doubt, however, that America is a chronocracy, with a rigid system of enforced change on all levels, from political leaders to dress fashions and technological designs.
by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003
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One with an adept knowledge of cannabis and a propensity for stoner culture, who carries particular expertise in the taste and potency of cannabis, usually in its smokable form. Rooted from the word ‘chronic’ which refers to potent cannabis, and of course the word for an expert or judge in matters of taste, a ‘connoisseur’, a chronoisseur is likely to be able to ascertain the potency of a cannabis specimen based on appearance and smell alone. Chronoisseurs can often develop a certain stinginess or sense of superiority in the cannabis they smoke, though many chronoisseurs simply allow their skill set to enhance theirs and others’ cannabis experiences without being cunty about it.
“How do you know the weed’s any good?”
“Cuz I got it from Nadia, man. She’s a chronoisseur.”
“What?”
“Nadia knows fine grass like Heffner knows fine ass.”
“You must be stoned if you think I’m smoking that garbage.”
“Why’re you such a snob about weed man? Pot is pot.”
“Snob? I prefer the term chronoisseur. There’s nothing wrong with appreciating the finer things in life.”
“Yeah but there’s something wrong with acting like a cunt when someone offers you weed.”
“Cuz I got it from Nadia, man. She’s a chronoisseur.”
“What?”
“Nadia knows fine grass like Heffner knows fine ass.”
“You must be stoned if you think I’m smoking that garbage.”
“Why’re you such a snob about weed man? Pot is pot.”
“Snob? I prefer the term chronoisseur. There’s nothing wrong with appreciating the finer things in life.”
“Yeah but there’s something wrong with acting like a cunt when someone offers you weed.”
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