Useless pieces of technology that can only really get on google. (You can't download anything other than videos, photos, music, and work documents) IT IS NOT GOOD FOR PERSONAL USE!
I tried playing a game on my Chromebook, but it turns out it cant play it. I also tried watching a video on YouTube, but the resolution can only go up to 720p. I should've bought that laptop for the same price. What a waste.
by The Unknown tit January 12, 2018
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by JVFerda April 9, 2017
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The one thing all schools should get rid of.
Chromebooks are only computers with Google's new Operating System.
Google claims that chromebooks are the best work computers with 12 hours of battery life, a fast start-up and built-in virus protection. The only reason Google claims this, However, is that nothing can run on the system except the internet browser, and the operating system is so light that it could probably fit on a 4GB MicroSD Card. Most chromebooks are built with less-than-exceptional materials, like peelable mousepads, easily broken keys, and a cheap plastic finish. Schools use these products to help all children achieve a fun learning environment with helpful online access. Schools then immediately realized that they were easily broken and were highly complained about, so they tried fixing the problem by buying better computers, commonly known as DELLs by teachers and students alike. Most chromebooks found in schools are similar to the Samsung - 11.6" Intel Atom x5 Chromebook with 2GB of memory. They usually don't last the whole 6.5 hours of the school day without a charge, and you can't even play 1080p video. DELLs, on the other hand, last the entire school day, can run java programs, and even run Minecraft (Bedrock Edition). Although schools tried fixing this Chromebook Dilemma with the DELLs, all schools haven't phased them out completely. They just suck.
TLDR;
Chromebooks can go kill themselves.
Chromebooks are only computers with Google's new Operating System.
Google claims that chromebooks are the best work computers with 12 hours of battery life, a fast start-up and built-in virus protection. The only reason Google claims this, However, is that nothing can run on the system except the internet browser, and the operating system is so light that it could probably fit on a 4GB MicroSD Card. Most chromebooks are built with less-than-exceptional materials, like peelable mousepads, easily broken keys, and a cheap plastic finish. Schools use these products to help all children achieve a fun learning environment with helpful online access. Schools then immediately realized that they were easily broken and were highly complained about, so they tried fixing the problem by buying better computers, commonly known as DELLs by teachers and students alike. Most chromebooks found in schools are similar to the Samsung - 11.6" Intel Atom x5 Chromebook with 2GB of memory. They usually don't last the whole 6.5 hours of the school day without a charge, and you can't even play 1080p video. DELLs, on the other hand, last the entire school day, can run java programs, and even run Minecraft (Bedrock Edition). Although schools tried fixing this Chromebook Dilemma with the DELLs, all schools haven't phased them out completely. They just suck.
TLDR;
Chromebooks can go kill themselves.
Caden: Man those Chromebooks really suck, don't they?
Marshall: Yeah, they really do, Why don't they just use DELLs?
Caden: I know, Right? I mean seriously.
Marshall: Yeah, they really do, Why don't they just use DELLs?
Caden: I know, Right? I mean seriously.
by AlphaDefines_607 January 27, 2020
Get the Chromebook mug.A fictional illness or syndrom made up by the Bashface Crew to describe 2 meanings:
1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"
2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.
1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"
2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.
by Al Phillips January 12, 2008
Get the Chronic Bash Syndrome mug.Mind-altering drug mentioned in Donald Fagen's song "Brite Nitegown" on his 2006 CD, "Morph the Cat."
(The "fella with the Brite Nitegown" refers to a statement from W.C. Fields -- he liked to refer to Death as "the fellow in the bright nightgown.")
(The "fella with the Brite Nitegown" refers to a statement from W.C. Fields -- he liked to refer to Death as "the fellow in the bright nightgown.")
Ten milligrams of Chronax
Will whip you back through time
Past Hebrew kings - and furry things
To the birth of humankind
I shared in all of nature's secrets
But when I finally came around
I'm sittin' on the rug gettin' a victory hug
From the fella in the brite Brite Nitegown
Will whip you back through time
Past Hebrew kings - and furry things
To the birth of humankind
I shared in all of nature's secrets
But when I finally came around
I'm sittin' on the rug gettin' a victory hug
From the fella in the brite Brite Nitegown
by itfitz April 21, 2006
Get the chronax mug.An adhesive tape, usually duct tape, used to secure gas tanks, trunks, doors, upholstery, steering wheels, speakers, radios, CD players, 8-track players, etc... of a beat up old car or hoopty.
The pimp couldn't sell his girls because nobody would buy from a hussler with a ghetto chromed hoopty.
Latoya wanted to pimp her ride, so she used ghetto chrome to hang her disco ball.
Latoya wanted to pimp her ride, so she used ghetto chrome to hang her disco ball.
by camel spider57 March 4, 2010
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A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.
The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.
The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.
APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."
Tom: "An intervention?"
APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"
Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"
APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)
Tom: "An intervention?"
APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"
Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"
APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)
by RROMM November 7, 2007
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