Chromebook

A shitty laptop that cost $200 that can't run 1080p videos, download steam, or even have a caps lock button.

A Chromebook is equivalent to sandpaper with glass on the front.

by loafed_meat February 25, 2018

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Chromebook

A $200 piece of shit that only works with Google's apps and nothing else. You can't download Minecraft on it, you can't even download any programs such as art programs and Blender. The only thing Chromebooks are useful for is YouTube, Pornhub, and Cool Math Games. Sometimes, school gives you these worthless things to use it for your classwork. Sometimes they install a secure software that blocks most of the website so they don't see you watching porn (unless you're using Incognito). They also permanently turn on Google Safe search so you can't look at memes. I think schools just oughta give us iPads for our work.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're gonna do our work online
Student: Please don't make us use-
Teacher: Yep, we're gonna use Chromebooks today!

Students: *Groans*

by Lick my shithole February 24, 2021

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A 200 dollar pile of steaming dog shit.

Aw, my dog made a Chromebook. Well no actually thats dog shit. Like I said, Chromebook.

Actually a computer worth nothing at all

by Eldoce May 03, 2019

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a piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that cost 200 fucking dollars and doesn't even have Microsoft Word. AKA the Chromebook is literally a piece of shit and the definition is shit. It sucks because it is made by Google.

ok class we are going to use the Chromebooks

by DICKEATTER9001 November 15, 2017

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A sack of shit that costs over $200.

< Joe > Man, I've owned the same Chromebook for years, and it still sucks shit no matter what I do.

< Bill > I'm just gonna go get a normal Windows laptop.

< Joe > Good idea!

by GR1F May 05, 2015

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