Christian

He is a really kind hearted person, and really easy to talk to. Anyone can go talk to him and he'll make them feel better. He's the friend anyone wants. He is cute and most girls like him, but yet doesn't have a girlfriend. Has a few close friends girls and boys. He is shorter than everyone else but he is still the best friend you could ever ask for:). Everyone loves Christian.

Christian is so nice. He's my best friend.

by Tapatony May 16, 2017

Christian

Little boy. Smol and skinny, half Greek half Italian. Good boy. Jk Christian bad boy, he beat the hell out of you. Fucking dumbass loser.

Christian beat the shit out of me yesterday

by Christian bad boy July 26, 2019

Christian

Christian is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He knows exactly how to cheer you up when your sad, and he knows how make you smile every single day. You fall more and more in love with him every single day. He knows what to say about all of your problems. His beautiful smile and luscious lips makes you want to kiss them non stop. You can never get him out of your mind and you constantly want to be with him. Once you find him he he's the love of your life and you WILL MARRY HIM. He gives amazing cuddles and amazing kisses. He has a full 8 pack, and amazing hair with amazing blue eyes. He is tall, handsom, and has an amazing butt. Overall, Christian is perfect with his amazing qualities, personality, and looks.

Girl 1: I want Christian to be my bf
Girl 2: No he's mine and I'm marrying him

by NG1234 December 12, 2018

Christian

Christian is unstoppable and can't be stopped by anyone in his way. If you are in his way he will cross you over straight to the grave yard and then throw the ball off the back board catch it and DUNK that sh*t all on your face.

Christian is the realist nigga ever!!

by Tongahzz March 14, 2017

Christian

A very dank meme who always know when it's a trap

Jeff: I got scammed yesterday :(

Bob: you should've asked Christian before signing up

by Coacroach911 September 30, 2018

Christian

A child who has uncontrollable bowels. He poops everywhere which causes him to go batshit crazy. He’s the kind of guy your mom tells you to be nice too.

“Where did all this poop come from?”
“Oh, that was Christian.”

by PoopieHead420 July 29, 2019

Christian

Often used to describe a hot guy with cool hair. He can often be shy and easily embarrassed. Christian's have an underlying sacastic streak and are usually wicked funny. If you meet a Christian hold on to him he is good find.

Did you see that guy he was so Christian.

by Ann Nixon May 02, 2011