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ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah

The Ultimate Winter Fusion Holiday
It's Christmas Hanukkah and Kwanzaa all rolled into one
This Holiday is useful for a family of many different religions (I can't imagine why but this is a good contingency plan for those of you not married, engaged, or met your significant other yet) It lasts 16 days, One for Christmas, Eight for Hanukkah, and Six for Kwanzaa
"I hope I get that book I wanted for Christmas, what did you ask for?"
"I exactly celebrate Christmas, I celebrate ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah. It's 16 days long!"
by Quinn Chun and Chris Mooney December 15, 2008
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christjacking

It's like mommyjacking, but instead of moms shoehorning their kids into Facebook status comments, it's Christians trying to shoehorn their faith into Facebook status comments.
Example of Christjacking:

"I have found a stress ball in a box of my old crap, and it feels good to squish it."

Reply: "That's great to crush stress! I claim that we are a stress-free nation. By the blood of the lamb. We are healed in Jesus' name!"

(credit to stfubelievers.tumblr.com for the example)
by Christopher is going insane November 11, 2010
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christmakah

a mixture of the jewish and the christian celebrations of Hanukah and Chritmas
because seth has a jewish father and a chritian mother he gets to celebrate christmakah
by better off May 1, 2006
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Christmahannukwanzadan

An attempt to combine all religious and cultural holidays of December (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa and Ramadan) in one seasonal greeting, confusing Ramadan (and Eid al-Fitr) with Eid al-Adha, and therefore failing to realize that Ramadan isn't in, or even close to December.
Dude: Happy Christmahannukwanzadan!
Muslim Dude: ...Thanks. You, too.
by Hamna Mbegu December 27, 2010
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Christmaholic

Someone that is so caught up in Christmas that they buy new Christmas decorations after Christmas, also could be someone who will wrap their own Christmas presents.
"He has to leave early from the "secret Santa" party to go buy new decorations for next year the typical Christmaholic."
by Mock 3 December 23, 2009
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Christmahannukwanzadan

A term that, while an attempt to be inclusive of various winter holidays and "festivals of light", also displays ignorance that Ramadan has no connection with the seasons of the solar year. Ramadan (a month of major religious observances within the Islamic lunar calendar) moves backwards through the solar calendar about eleven days every year.

In some years Ramadan gains visibility as it is coincidentally observed near the winter "holiday season", but it actually keeps cycling through the seasons.
In 2010 Ramadan spanned parts of August and September.
In 2011 Ramadan will fall approximately between August 1 and August 29 or 30.
This demonstrates that "Christmahannukwanzadan" illogically groups Ramadan with winter holidays.
by Grinning Cat December 27, 2010
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Christmahanakwanzakuh

not a holiday, sopossedly christmas hanakuh and kwanza combined, people say it in a greeting in fear they might offend someone by saying the wrong holiday, its on a cell phone commercial...
Happy christmahanakwanzakuh!!(i dont know what you celebrate)
by i hate this word December 7, 2005
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