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christain 

a creepy facebook stalker who is also 13. beware he might try to follow your moms facebook. also asks girls why they cry so much.
why do you cry christain?
christain your such a creep?
christain by pride eliteeee March 24, 2020

Christain 

1. A portmanteau of 'Christ' and 'Stain' meaning someone so Zealous in their Christian faith.

2. Someone so deeply religious that interacting with them leaves a figurative undesirable blemish on your day, week, year, or lifetime.
"Angela tried to evangelize me again."

"Seriously? That girl is such a Christain."
Christain by Ansler May 18, 2021

Christain 

Christain, a manly man, a mans man if you would, bulging ripped body 6 foot 2, a man of the people, the light of your life.
Guy 1: Dude look at that guy benching 650

Guy 2: That's GOTTA be a Christain
Christain by DefinitelyNotChris95 December 18, 2024

Christain Gonzalez 

A gay nigger even tho hes the Whites person you ever see he likes to fap a lot he got raped by a older man or younger

Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear
darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

metrolina christain academy 

retarted school, all the teachers are gay bois.
that school across from the coffee shool looks like a metrolina christain academy