Christened

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)

"We christened my back seat last night."

by Nubsy December 13, 2009

christen the car

to have sex in a car for the first time (in that car)

nat went out last night to christen the car with jamie!!

by VXWd August 22, 2006

Christensen

Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.

Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?

You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?

by hunnu November 21, 2019

Andreas Christensen

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.

Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.

by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022

Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

chrislee

A unique, loving, passionate man. Though he may be negative at times he will always seek to put a smile on your face. Chrislee will care for you when your sick, and actually try in games against you. He is as loyal as a wolf, and strong as the pack. Above all else. He is as loving as you need.

"you need a Chrislee in your life."

by KindredLamb January 2, 2020

Chrislande

She's the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She will always make you laugh with her inappropriate jokes. She's a very genuine person. If you become friends with her consider yourself lucky becasue you'll never find someone who cares about you so deeply.

Hey man what's wrong?

Nothing really I'm just- today is not my day

Here come on let's go see chrislande her and her nasty jokes will make you feel better XD

by Malerie October 20, 2020