christ's ass

A particularly blasphemous exclamation. Usually used when one is in pain.

-drops large rock on foot- christ's ass, that hurts! agh! god!

by nerdia314 April 10, 2008

Christ in the ass

Using Christ insted of pain mostly would be used by satanist Calling some one a christ in the ass is like calling some one a pain in the ass usually used to tell off some one that is anoying you or using you this is used only if you are against god

"Jhon your such a christ in the ass"

"my boss is being such a christ in the ass"

by Aganist gods men September 10, 2008

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020

Christ in Asshole

An expression to show displessure, anger, misfortune, or frustration.

<just lost in SSBM> jesus! christ in asshole! fuck.

by Nick March 15, 2004

chrisass nigga

someone who bullshits completely and really believes that everyone buys it. runs on his own time despite the inconvienance to other people, lies about where he is at even when caught, overly sensative, and will completely lie about how much money he as on him.

not a chrisass nigga: hey, where are you?
a chrisass nigga: maaan, im all the way across town.
*5 minutes later is seen walking out of his moms house down the street.

by ayyybaybee December 2, 2010

Jesus Christ up the asshole

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.

Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.

by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009