chowd

(n) a very small penis

"look at his chowd! its a friggin one incher!!!"

by Robertos October 2, 2007

chowd

a word that may be said by accident when infact you have no idea what it means! also in the phrase...i have to cut out the chowd...which is often said when your eyes are leeking or deflating due to an abundance of nailpolish fumes!

oh no ive been inventorying my nail polish too long and now i have to cut out the chowd!

by bertha jordkin August 30, 2004

semper chowdelis

The act of getting food only for oneself and ignoring the needs/wants of your friends.

Carner: (carrying food) Yum!
Jackson: Bring me any?
Carner: You never asked!
Jackson: Good, semper chowdelis Carner.

by terminallancecoollio December 7, 2011

Chowd

A small penis with great girth

Jerimey has such a fat chowd

by Rokyrw October 15, 2018