chotchette

A female chotch. Please reference chotch. Briefly, a sorority girl (or wannabe sorority girl) who pretends to enjoy watching the NFL, loves eating at Chili's, still drinks domestic light beer in her 30's, plays beer pong to fit in with chotches, considers Jagermeister the "hard stuff", has extremely high levels of self-interest, has a Valley Girl accent even if from Ohio, for some strange reason cannot or will not remove her alma mater decorations from her home, car, office, and body, loves the Jersey Shore, usually a middle-manager, sometimes a yuppie, is perfectly cool with being proposed to at a large sporting event on the jumbotron, and so forth.

Dude, I think Katie is a chotchette... we drove to lunch at Chili's together in her Jeep listening to a mix of Dave Matthews Band and early '90's hip-hop. She said "totally" a lot and then ordered a Bud Light.

by the categorologist January 15, 2008

The chooch and choochie show

An imaginary radio/podcast/tv show about the pursuit of happiness with your hosts Steve and Andrew. You'll cry, laugh, smile, learn something new and not still not realize you're live on the chooch and choochie show!

Joe: Yo Chad we are so funny.
Chad: bro I wish we could be the chooch and choochie show.
Joe: you know we ain't that cool.

Chad: ah man you right you right.

by Mother choochie 🤠 March 11, 2021

Fortune Cootchie

fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.

"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.

by Wayhard January 17, 2008

cootchie

female genitalia

most men lie for the cootchie

by franklin November 11, 2002

hootchie-cootchie

Its meaning is derived from the French "couche," past part of "coucher" which means "to lay down." The Hootchy-Kootchy (Hoochi-Coochi) or Cooch dance is a pseudo-Turkish, sensual dance executed only by women in short skirts, bare midriffs and tight breastbands, which is said to have originated at the Philadelphia Centennial Fair (May-Nov-1876.)

The term has been carried over to mean any so-called partnerless female "Sexy or Risqué" dance performed at fairs, Carnivals, Saloons and Burlesques clubs etcetera where women would be encouraged (or exploited) to perform such dances in a more provocative manner originally used to help gain attendance to sell alcohol to the patrons of a saloon etc.

Spelled as hootchie-cootchie or hootchy-cootchy, it is part of the music history of Cab Calloway (Minnie the Moocher) and Muddy Waters (Hootchie-Cootchie Man)

by david allan December 18, 2008

Choochie

When something is very cute, adorable, sad, loving, sweet, kind and thoughtful.

The young man helped the old woman across the street that was so Choochie.

by SlimShugga November 6, 2012

cootchie cutter

Pants or shorts that fit tightly across one's genitals.

Look at that hoe wearing them cootchie cutters!

by Lachacha June 5, 2002