crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005

chother

two people joined by a belief or activity; a person who is one half of a couple joined by a belief or activity. 2) true love; soul-mate.

"Mom and Dad lovey chother"; "You are my chother, and I want to marry you."

by lhay September 25, 2006

chotchette

A female chotch. Please reference chotch. Briefly, a sorority girl (or wannabe sorority girl) who pretends to enjoy watching the NFL, loves eating at Chili's, still drinks domestic light beer in her 30's, plays beer pong to fit in with chotches, considers Jagermeister the "hard stuff", has extremely high levels of self-interest, has a Valley Girl accent even if from Ohio, for some strange reason cannot or will not remove her alma mater decorations from her home, car, office, and body, loves the Jersey Shore, usually a middle-manager, sometimes a yuppie, is perfectly cool with being proposed to at a large sporting event on the jumbotron, and so forth.

Dude, I think Katie is a chotchette... we drove to lunch at Chili's together in her Jeep listening to a mix of Dave Matthews Band and early '90's hip-hop. She said "totally" a lot and then ordered a Bud Light.

by the categorologist January 15, 2008

crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

by crazyaly July 1, 2005

Chochey

For all of you unenlightened masses, Chochey is driven from the word Choch which is an ancient term of mystical origins. It refers to the small area between one's family jewels and the eternal abyss of their asshole. It can also be used as a term of endearment as it was in the lost world of Atlantis.

- Chochey and Chochey

Wow, only a real chochey is worthy of this throne.

You are a true chochey.

Thanks Ms P, If it wasn't for your chochey like wisdom we all wouldve been dead.

by Peterfarang April 24, 2018

chotcherino

The ultimate male chotch

Tom Cruise is a chotcherino

by Tedster November 28, 2005

chothers

Making the words. "each" and "other" 1 word only. It's faster that way.

Mother says to her daughter Jessica, "Instead of going in separate cars, let's go with chothers."

by Susan Jane August 6, 2006