neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

crosser

French Candian slang meaning to masturbate.
It can also mean to be screwed over.
See screwd.

"Lui y s'crosse dans les toilettes publique."
(He masturbates himself in public bathrooms)

"Y m'a crosser esti!"
(He screwed me over!)

by 45665544 January 7, 2006

doogie chowser

Slang for chew, chaw, dip, dig, digggle. Originated in the Seattle area and then spread like a forest fire across the country.
Commonly used by boozers. The most popular Doogie Chowser is the 49 cent grizzly.

"Hey man, I freaking hate losing at baseball, gimme a doogie chowser to ease my anxiety.

by Cloverland November 21, 2004

chessers

a combination of Chess and Checkers in which multiple captures are possible with the knight and pawn pieces. All other chess rules apply, including Castling and En Passant. A Capture-Chain can only be performed in combination, not before, during, or after a non-capture movement. Made famous by Ben Cook and Cole Rachal.

Guy 1: Dude, chessers is like chess and sex mixed together.

Guy 2: Yeah, I just got checkmate from across the board. olo.

by chesserchamp August 2, 2008

line-crosser

Some one who is known for crossing lines consistently without caring. Can include telling people off, saying things you should not around other people, doing things to other people/other people's property.

A line-crosser can be someone who upper decks someone's toilet or putting an air horn in someones ear.

by Mike Healy December 26, 2008

chessers

1) The use of checkers pieces in a game of chess. Nobody wins because nobody knows what pieces can move where as they are all the same

2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.

"dude, can this piece move here?"

"chessers is so confusing"

"omg i did it, you're so chessered!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Habitual Line-Crosser

adjective; To describe someone who frequently makes the jump from what is socially acceptable to what is obviously inappropriate; most commonly occurring as a lewd statement.

"Brandon is a habitual line-crosser... I said his mom had dirty nails and he crossed the line by saying 'YA WELL YO MAMAS SO DIRTY SHE STUCK IN A CUCUMBER AND PULLED OUT A PICKLE! Completely inappropriate!"

by AMBAHMAHRI March 9, 2010