The chort

small yello cheese shaped character

Eh there tha chort

by Coach Z August 27, 2003

chorts

Abbreviation of chortle--used to express mild amusement in a succinct fashion.

"Chorts."

by Sit down ,D December 25, 2011

chort

1. (noun) maniac.
2. (noun) flake.
3. (noun) alternate name for the cheat, see coach Z.

1. That fucking chort is off the wall, she should cut down on the coffee.
2. Wow, Ashley and Alexis are the biggest chorts ever.

by nick handman and ted nava September 18, 2003

chorted

Snorting and choking at the same time

When your friend makes you chort and you almost died, what? You never chorted before?

by CHORTED January 18, 2018

chort

www.homestarrunner.com the charicter "coach-Z with an unknow slighty anoying accent cannot define the word "cheat" therefor calling the cheat"the chort"

"the king of tows gone mad with power!!! hes ginna eat the chort!"

by Jeesus_ate_my-cat September 19, 2003

The chort

chort is a latino slang word for some one who lacks height.

"hey man, look at that muchacho, he is really really chort, holmes"

by poker one January 7, 2004

Chorts

chill shorts (sweat pant shorts)

Bro I went home and put on my chorts immediately.

by BakeJrown August 14, 2017