A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015
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I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.
I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.
I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.
I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.
by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018
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Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012
Get the choking the nun mug.Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014
Get the choking your chicken mug.In Korean, "choding" refers to "elementary school kid".
When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
by eLement August 27, 2013
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It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
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