chowned

what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.

lol chowned, dick...

by aichains September 13, 2008

Choonder

A Chinese Jew

man have you seen the nose on that chink over there must be a Choonder

by lostunsunghero September 2, 2009

cooned

Meaning to steal. Originates from african-americans being called "coons" rather than "niggers" or other more offensive slang. Many people considered african-americans to be thieves, hence the term.

Someone cooned my wallet!

My house got cooned last night.

by foxtrot-echo-seven-zulu-niner July 19, 2005

Chooney

When you approach a Guinea pig With a fringe, boop them in the middle of the fringe.

I want to chooney your Guinea pig soooo bad
I will chooney you

by Spuper May 2, 2023

Chooney

When you approach a Guinea pig With a fringe and bop it in the middle of its fringe hole.

I want to chooney your Guinea pig
Oh your in for a Chooney

by Spuper May 2, 2023

chowned

To change ownership. Usable in any situation where someone or something loses possession to someone or something else. When the act occurs, someone exclaims "chowned!" loudly accompanied by snapping fingers, then pointing in a taunting fashion, often at the person or thing being chowned.

He chowned the apartment building jacuzzi last night when that chick made him jizz in it unexpectedly. Its his now.

by jupdog October 7, 2009

Chooked

Whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for Knackered, exhausted f**ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. We use it all the time now. 😁

That iPhone is beyond repair. It's absolutely chooked.

Heavy night last night. I'm chooked knackered , exhausted

by Tonysam August 29, 2016