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Chokebate

The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.

This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose

It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.
Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad

Friend 2: What is?

Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.

Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.

Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.

Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.

Friend 1: Chokebate?

Friend 2: Yep, thats it

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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.
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choiceable

it is a word used to be able to choose something.
doing this work is choiceable we don't really have to do it
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chokenberries

when a chick deepthroats a dick and chokes and gags all over the balls
damn man this girl was deepthroating my dick when she made some chokenberries
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Cakeable

Something or someone so sweet that it seems like it should be turned into a cake.
Carmel is so cakeable.
by Willozap March 4, 2015
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chokeberry

(chok'berë) n.
1. A fictitious fruit grown on low growing bushes, particularly appealing to Chupacabras
The bloodthirsty Chupacabra, after eating twelve sheep, ate an entire bush of chokeberrys.
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Cakeable

Having the ability to make or decorate a cake.
"I am not capable of making cakes today. I'm so tired."
"Would you say that you are not cakeable?"
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chokeahoe

To choke the life out of a person for not re paying or returning property or funds
Man .... if she ain’t got my money I going to ChokeAHoe
by ChiefChokeAHoe March 8, 2018
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