While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.
by KillaKinz March 1, 2009
Get the Cockblocked mug.When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.
by beau801 February 24, 2009
Get the Chemically Cockblocked mug.Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.
"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
by pistolpetee January 7, 2010
Get the Cockblocked mug.When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.
by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017
Get the Cockblocked by Donald Trump mug.trolliest AMC 10 problem in history (specifically referring to 2015 AMC 10A #14)
The diagram below shows the circular face of a clock with radius $20$ cm and a circular disk with radius $10$ cm externally tangent to the clock face at $12$ o'clock. The disk has an arrow painted on it, initially pointing in the upward vertical direction. Let the disk roll clockwise around the clock face. At what point on the clock face will the disk be tangent when the arrow is next pointing in the upward vertical direction?
The diagram below shows the circular face of a clock with radius $20$ cm and a circular disk with radius $10$ cm externally tangent to the clock face at $12$ o'clock. The disk has an arrow painted on it, initially pointing in the upward vertical direction. Let the disk roll clockwise around the clock face. At what point on the clock face will the disk be tangent when the arrow is next pointing in the upward vertical direction?
*Time rewinds to February 2015*
Guy: Hey, how was the AMC 10 yesterday?
Girl: It went fairly well, except that I got clockblocked.
Guy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: No, not "that" kind of "-blocked"
Guy: what the hell are you talking about then?
Girl: It was one of the problems on the AMC 10A, that problem about the disk tangent to the clock
Guy: Oh.
Guy: Hey, how was the AMC 10 yesterday?
Girl: It went fairly well, except that I got clockblocked.
Guy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: No, not "that" kind of "-blocked"
Guy: what the hell are you talking about then?
Girl: It was one of the problems on the AMC 10A, that problem about the disk tangent to the clock
Guy: Oh.
by fidgetboss_4000 June 11, 2019
Get the clockblocked mug.Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.
This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.
NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.
NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
Matt's facebook wall:
GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)
Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)
(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)
Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)
(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
by gordonchem September 29, 2009
Get the facebook cockblocked mug.Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"
Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!
by Tieranei October 9, 2014
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