chocoholic

People who like chocolate, but don't understand the rules of word endings.

Derived (incorrectly) from "alcohol" and "alcoholic".

"Now I've met many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no 'chocohol'" - Demetri Martin

by forteblast May 19, 2010

chocaholic

One who enjoys and consumes chocolate with a regularity suggestive of addiction; a chocolate addict.

My ex-wife was a major chocaholic; she'd rather have chocolate than sex, any day.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Chocoholic

A man or woman who is attracted exclusively to black people. (white people = vanilloholic, but people don't say that)

Kelly is such a chocoholic. That bitch be droolin' over Kobe and M.J.

by Nick D May 22, 2003

Chocoholic

A person who is addicted to chocohol.

Better hide all the chocohol before my mother-in-law gets here; she is a big-league chocoholic.

by Rick Santorum November 14, 2006

Chocohol

A similarism to Alcohol. Both words can be made into addicts by adding ics.

I've seen a lot of Chocoholics but I've never had any Chocohol.

by Fortius October 20, 2008

chocohol

fictitous substance used to allow someone to indulge themselves with chocolaty goodness

there is no such thing as chocohol

by FoxTrotOnUrMom November 2, 2009

Chacaholey

A language most commonly spoken in the land of Chacalicacas.

What language do you speak, Ma’am?

Chacaholey!

by Chacalicaca Citizen April 29, 2020