Choc Top

1. Somebody attuned to doing someone up the anus for sexual purposes

that guy's such a choctop cos he knocked that girl up the batty

by Scott Tufrey May 24, 2004

choc top

getting head from a black woman

just got a choc top in the car park

by farahiscool July 20, 2021

Choctopper

Often, but not always of the baby boomer generation, a choctopper is anyone who has destroyed the opportunities for the younger generations of the world through their contribution to climate change, environmental degradation a decreasing opportunity to enter the real estate market, over casualalition of the workforce, right wing political views, racism, sexism, homophobia etc and for some unknown reason is eligible and entitled for a free choc top at the Edge Cinema, Katoomba every Monday morning.
Choctoppers are known to attend fancy art auctions and bid on expensive peices of art that they don't understand, then invite their neighbour to come and see it. (*Their neighbour works four jobs at minimum wage to pay off their uni debt and feed their children whilst living in unstable housing and surviving on mi goreng noodles, but nods and smiles when they see the art, because choctoppers are renowned for being easily offended and may call the local council and complain about their bins or dogs or general existence if they don't abide)

"That fucking choctopper only uses their holiday house one weekend a year while struggling families can't find a rental property"
"Fucking choctoppers, You don't need one item per bag! "
"God dammit, you choctopper, why are you watering your grass?
"Oi! It's OK, all sorted, I've borrowed my mum's ladder, fucking choctoppers, of course they own ladders. For their houses. That they own outright. Unlike us. Ever.... bloody choctoppers.

by Photomofobm April 5, 2018

Choctopus

Kristi Anus. Commonly refered to as a large gaping hole. Very Large. Abnormally.

I want to have sex with Kristis Choctopus!

by fdsakjadfsdfsjadfsjfdsakjfadsj August 10, 2010

choctop

The poo on the end of a gays dick from to much intercourse of the anal kind

Josh you suck on kanes choctop

by Jaseizzle off the hizzle October 30, 2006

choctop

when a guy is traumatised by a skanky slut because she didn’t douche properly and left his dick covered in shit, and her hole will probs be to loose from all the hairbrush fingering!

She is such a choctopper! i heard she choctopped nathan

by skibiditoiketrizzlergyat September 4, 2025