Choads ahoy

expression

when a choad is sighted.

She pulled down his pants and cried "Choads ahoy!" at the ridiculousness she saw.

by Sanger July 14, 2005

choadass

a variation of a choade

that mutherfucker is a a choadass, fuckin square

by swishamandingo March 4, 2004

Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 7, 2003

Choads

A medium sized boy, ofcourse with a dick that is wider than it is long and a rhyming sirname. However this word is used in replacement.
Characteristics include:-
Deep Arrogance
Knowitallism
and a wide awful taste in music

"No Choads" just no
CHOADS!!!!!!!
Choads that sounds awful
I've told you many times, you can't play bass.

by Mixemotosis August 10, 2003

chodus maximus

(1)When a person calls you a chode and is obviously a much bigger chode.
(2) A disease named after medieval Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus. Legend states he tried to conquer the Holy Chode in Kazakhstan.
(3) Can be cured with chode poison.

Person 1: You're a chode!
Person 2: Well you're a chodus maximus like Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus!

by thechodemaster January 8, 2009

chodus

A chodus is when a dick is short and fat and chubby. Normally it gets stuck in the fanny hole and cannot come back out. Usually special operation is needed.

I have a chodus and it got stuck last time, i had to cut it off and buy a fake one.

by Chod October 17, 2003

choadis

One who has a wordchoad/word; often derrogatory.

"Shut the fuck up, choadis"

by Thadius Miller October 4, 2003